hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG. DEAN’S OUT OF THE CLOSET.
DID THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPEN OMG
YEAH, DUDE. I MEAN, WHY WOULD I GIF IT IF IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
totally happened yep
TT: Look at all this cocaine.
How is this getting so many fucking notes without Ava reblogging it what the hell
Okay, the actor’s name is Cecil Baldwin, the character is Cecil Gershwin Palmer.
CECIL BALDWIN IS THE VOICE ACTOR
CECIL PALMER IS THE CHARACTER
THE CHARACTER. IS NOT. CECIL BALDWIN.
with all my love
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)
yES FOREVER YE S THABJ YIU
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
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Is this avatar kyoshi’s lipstick
I’m a little bit more than upset at my DNA tbh